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	<title>The World in the Eyes of Myke Reinhold</title>
	<link>http://ihatemykereinhold.com</link>
	<description>The liver is evil, it needs to be punished.  Party like a pirate!</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:54:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Site update notice</title>
		<link>http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/10/15/site-update-notice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Myke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Admin Update]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone, we are sorry for the strange outage over the last 9 days but we are alive and well.
Debido a 1and1.com maldito de nuestro sitio, se establecen, para 9 días. Lo sentimos 
pero vamos a volver a publicar y quejandonos de otras cuestiones muy pronto.
That about says it all!
We will begin posting very soon once we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone, we are sorry for the strange outage over the last 9 days but we are alive and well.</p>
<p><span style="word-spacing: 0px; font: 16px -webkit-monospace; text-transform: none; color: #000000; text-indent: 0px; white-space: normal; letter-spacing: normal; border-collapse: separate; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0" class="Apple-style-span">Debido a 1and1.com maldito de nuestro sitio, se establecen, para 9 días. Lo sentimos<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
pero vamos a volver a publicar y quejandonos de otras cuestiones muy pronto.</span></p>
<p><span style="word-spacing: 0px; font: 16px -webkit-monospace; text-transform: none; color: #000000; text-indent: 0px; white-space: normal; letter-spacing: normal; border-collapse: separate; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0" class="Apple-style-span">That about says it all!</span></p>
<p><span style="word-spacing: 0px; font: 16px -webkit-monospace; text-transform: none; color: #000000; text-indent: 0px; white-space: normal; letter-spacing: normal; border-collapse: separate; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0" class="Apple-style-span">We will begin posting very soon once we have the site stable and sexy.</span></p>
<p><span style="word-spacing: 0px; font: 16px -webkit-monospace; text-transform: none; color: #000000; text-indent: 0px; white-space: normal; letter-spacing: normal; border-collapse: separate; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0" class="Apple-style-span">Cheers.</span></p>
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		<title>Broke Trek</title>
		<link>http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/10/03/broke-trek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Myke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I dedicate this new movie recut to the man himself, Right Brain.  XOXO

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dedicate this new movie recut to the man himself, Right Brain.  XOXO</p>
<p><embed bgcolor="#ffffff" quality="high" menu="false" loop="false" wmode="transparent" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/973284/&amp;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/10/973284/broketrek.flv&amp;mediaid=973284&amp;title=Broke Trek&amp;tags=star trek,recut,movie,trailer&amp;description=While on their mission these two found true love...&amp;displayheight=325&amp;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&amp;lightoclor=0x336699&amp;frontcolor=0xcccccc&amp;image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/10/973284/broketrek.jpg" height="345" width="425" src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mediaplayer.swf" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed></p>
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		<title>MOOOOOOOOOOO!</title>
		<link>http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/10/01/mooooooooooo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Myke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[WTF]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ROFLMAO!  So check this out.  This crazy ass lady decided that after a few drinks she would go scare some kids in her cow costume.  How drunk do you have to be to do this?
  &#8220;Do I make you horny baby, do I?&#8221;
All I can say is that if that cow came charging at me [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ROFLMAO!  So check this out.  This crazy ass lady decided that after a few drinks she would go scare some kids in her cow costume.  How drunk do you have to be to do this?</p>
<p><img border="0" width="214" src="http://www.wlwt.com/2008/0930/17590422_214X320.jpg" height="320" id="image17590422" />  &#8220;Do I make you horny baby, do I?&#8221;</p>
<p>All I can say is that if that cow came charging at me I would be a little scared too.  At least she had fun before going to jail.  I especially like the part about her pissing on her neighbors porch&#8230;while in costume.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html">http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html</a></p>
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		<title>My music tribute to Chris Cairy</title>
		<link>http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/09/30/my-music-tribute-to-chris-cairy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Myke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music/Movie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chris - This is your music tribute.
Everyone else - Chris is kind of left in the dark on music and has not heard of quite a few of the songs.  Silly little white boy.
&#8220;Hot in Here&#8221; - Not the original but even better.

&#8220;I Like Dogs&#8221; - All I can say is&#8230;ghei with a beastiality fetish.

&#8220;Juke [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris - This is your music tribute.</p>
<p>Everyone else - Chris is kind of left in the dark on music and has not heard of quite a few of the songs.  Silly little white boy.</p>
<p>&#8220;Hot in Here&#8221; - Not the original but even better.<br />
<embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mediaplayer.swf" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/968006/&#038;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/09/968006/hotinhere.flv&#038;mediaid=968006&#038;title=Hot In Here -Acapella&#038;tags=Nelly,hot,Acapella,cool&#038;description=Better than the original?&#038;displayheight=325&#038;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&#038;lightoclor=0x336699&#038;frontcolor=0xcccccc&#038;image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/video/449032/968006.jpg" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="425" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></p>
<p>&#8220;I Like Dogs&#8221; - All I can say is&#8230;ghei with a beastiality fetish.<br />
<embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mediaplayer.swf" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/362824/&#038;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/04/362824/ilikedogs.flv&#038;mediaid=362824&#038;title=I Like Dogs&#038;tags=edbassmaster,dogs&#038;description=The best music video EVER...period.&#038;displayheight=325&#038;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&#038;lightoclor=0x336699&#038;frontcolor=0xcccccc&#038;image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/04/362824/ilikedogs.jpg" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="425" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></p>
<p>&#8220;Juke Box Hero&#8221; - This kid is cool and the song is great.<br />
<embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mediaplayer.swf" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/903533/&#038;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/08/903533/jukeboxherokid1.flv&#038;mediaid=903533&#038;title=4 Yr Old Juke Box Hero&#038;tags=lol,cute,adorable,silly,sweet,boy,little,juke,box,hero,year,old,toddler,baby,infant,sing&#038;description=He really gets into it.&#038;displayheight=325&#038;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&#038;lightoclor=0x336699&#038;frontcolor=0xcccccc&#038;image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/video/433751/903533.jpg" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="425" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></p>
<p>&#8220;Welcome to the Jungle&#8221; - This 80&#8217;s band with a freak of nature crack head for a lead singer.<br />
<embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mediaplayer.swf" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/752511/&#038;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/410924/752511.flv&#038;mediaid=752511&#038;title=guns and roses music video&#038;tags=guns,and,roses,musicvideo&#038;description=for 80s people who hate music from now watch this video&#038;displayheight=325&#038;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&#038;lightoclor=0x336699&#038;frontcolor=0xcccccc&#038;image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/video/410924/752511.jpg" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="425" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></p>
<p>&#8220;Apologize&#8221; - Timbaland featuring One Republic&#8230;this one is for the wife.<br />
<embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mediaplayer.swf" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/197304/&#038;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/videos/2008/02/197304.flv&#038;mediaid=197304&#038;title=Timbaland - Apologize - Official Music Video&#038;tags=Timbaland,apologize&#038;description=music video&#038;displayheight=325&#038;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&#038;lightoclor=0x336699&#038;frontcolor=0xcccccc&#038;image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/2008/02/197304.jpg" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="425" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></p>
<p>&#8220;2 Pump Chump&#8221; - Some half eaten oreo cookie wannabe group giving us the truth.<br />
<embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mediaplayer.swf" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/256788/&#038;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/videos/2008/03/256788.flv&#038;mediaid=256788&#038;title=2 Pump Chump&#038;tags=hilarious&#038;description=Hilarious spoof RB music video about sex -- or lack there of&#038;displayheight=325&#038;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&#038;lightoclor=0x336699&#038;frontcolor=0xcccccc&#038;image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/2008/03/256788.jpg" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="425" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></p>
<p>&#8220;Ali baba sand gigger money theme&#8221; - My tribute to the bitches in the sand.  If you listen carefully, I swear he is singing about being a retard.<br />
<embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mediaplayer.swf" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/358754/&#038;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/videos/2008/04/358754.flv&#038;mediaid=358754&#038;title=Funny Music Video&#038;tags=tunak,funny,random,dancing&#038;description=Some random middle eastern guy dancing to his own music video really funny&#038;displayheight=325&#038;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&#038;lightoclor=0x336699&#038;frontcolor=0xcccccc&#038;image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/2008/04/358754.jpg" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="425" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></p>
<p>And last but not least, the tribute to music from the 20&#8217;s to the 00&#8217;s.<br />
<embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mediaplayer.swf" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/572962/&#038;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/537217/572962.flv&#038;mediaid=572962&#038;title=Decades Of Music 20s-00s&#038;tags=hero,skit,aeRosmITh,van,halen,acdc,metal,gear,emo,goth,jazz,top,led,zepplin,80s,70s,guitar&#038;description=A video i made to show you the evolution of music.&#038;displayheight=325&#038;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&#038;lightoclor=0x336699&#038;frontcolor=0xcccccc&#038;image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/video/537217/572962.jpg" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="425" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></p>
<p>My point here Chris is simple.  Expand your music collection and listening habits.  It is okay to be a white boy once in a while.</p>
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		<title>Are you down with the Downs?</title>
		<link>http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/09/30/are-you-down-with-the-downs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Myke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Good Feeling]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Let me first start off by saying this, I am down with the Downs.  If you are not quite sure what Downs is&#8230;Down syndrome, Down&#8217;s syndrome, or trisomy 21 is a chromosomal disorder caused by the presence of all or part of an extra 21st chromosome. It is named after John Langdon Down, the British doctor who described the syndrome in 1866. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let me first start off by saying this, I am down with the Downs.  If you are not quite sure what Downs is&#8230;Down syndrome,<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>Down&#8217;s syndrome, or<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>trisomy 21<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>is a<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>chromosomal disorder<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>caused by the presence of all or part of an extra<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>21st chromosome. It is named after<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>John Langdon Down, the British doctor who described the syndrome in 1866. The disorder was identified as a chromosome 21 trisomy by<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>Jérôme Lejeune<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>in 1959. The condition is characterized by a combination of major and minor differences in structure. Often Down syndrome is associated with some impairment of<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>cognitive<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>ability and<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>physical growth<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>as well as facial appearance. Down syndrome can be identified during pregnancy or at birth.</p>
<p>Individuals with Down syndrome tend to have a lower than average cognitive ability, often ranging from mild to moderate<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>developmental disabilities. A small number have severe to profound mental disability. The<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>incidence<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>of Down syndrome is estimated at 1 per 800 to 1,000 births, although these statistics are heavily influenced by the age of the mother. Other factors may also play a role.</p>
<p>Many of the common physical features of Down syndrome also appear in people with a standard set of chromosomes. They may include a<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>single transverse palmar crease<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>(a single instead of a double crease across one or both palms, also called the Simian crease), an almond shape to the eyes caused by an<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>epicanthic fold<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>of the eyelid, upslanting<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>palpebral fissures<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>(the separation between the upper and lower eyelids), shorter limbs,<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>poor muscle tone, a larger than normal space between the big and second toes, and protruding tongue. Health concerns for individuals with Down syndrome include a higher risk for<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>congenital heart defects,<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>gastroesophageal reflux disease, recurrent<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>ear infections,<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>obstructive sleep apnea, and<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>thyroiddysfunctions.</p>
<p>Now that we are all aware of Downs is, let&#8217;s get to the story behind the post.  I was <a target="_blank" href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/09/30/adult.down.syndrome/index.html">reading a story today</a>that actually made me smile (not in the haha you dumb-ass smile but the happy I feel good smile).  I think this <a target="_blank" href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/09/30/adult.down.syndrome/index.html">story deserves to be read and understood</a>by all.  Just because you scream out in laughter and joy and have your own Olympics does not make you a smaller or lesser of a person.  The truth is this, you live life better than a majority of people all over the world.  You see life for the good and the fun.  We normally see life as being broke, living pay check to pay check, political b.s., war, death and what ever else brings us down.  I am actually jealous of most Downs people because they can look at everything as being good.</p>
<p>Zach Wincent is 19 years old and lives his life by the &#8220;Zach Attack&#8221; code.  He is currently in Community College, has climbed The Great Wall of China, coaches hockey and was voted Prom King.  I was never the Prom King, more like the Prom Drunk Party King.  I have never been to China let alone climbed The Great Wall of China.</p>
<p>Growing up Zach was made fun of by a lot of kids in his neighborhood.  Why?  Because they were uneducated sperm hatch-lings.  Why do we make fun of people?  Very simple, it makes us feel better for some reason.  Everyone has made a comment about someone and for no reason at all.  I do it and maybe it is wrong but it is my way of enjoying life.  I like to go out and people watch and say as I please.  Is it wrong, sure it is&#8230;but I still do it.  But if I were to meet Zach I would shake his hand and pronounce him as the man.</p>
<p>There is an old saying, &#8220;The giveth and the lord taketh&#8221;.  Zach may have Downs, but he lives life to the fullest.</p>
<p>&#8220;Zach, you da man dog!&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/09/30/adult.down.syndrome/index.html">http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/09/30/adult.down.syndrome/index.html</a></p>
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		<title>OMFG!  WTF?!?</title>
		<link>http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/09/26/omfg-wtf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Myke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[WTF]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever been walking down the street or driving in your car and see something that is so damn crazy you just have to shout OMFG, WTF?!?  I have and after seeing these photos&#8230;well&#8230;you be the judge.
            
     Is it me or does this look like Britney Spears???  &#8220;Feed me baby one [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever been walking down the street or driving in your car and see something that is so damn crazy you just have to shout OMFG, WTF?!?  I have and after seeing these photos&#8230;well&#8230;you be the judge.</p>
<p><a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg1.jpg" title="omfg1.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg1.thumbnail.jpg" alt="omfg1.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg2.jpg" title="omfg2.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg2.thumbnail.jpg" alt="omfg2.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg3.jpg" title="omfg3.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg3.thumbnail.jpg" alt="omfg3.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg4.jpg" title="omfg4.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg4.thumbnail.jpg" alt="omfg4.jpg" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg5.jpg" title="omfg5.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg5.thumbnail.jpg" alt="omfg5.jpg" /></a>     Is it me or does this look like Britney Spears???  &#8220;Feed me baby one more time&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg6.jpg" title="omfg6.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg6.thumbnail.jpg" alt="omfg6.jpg" /></a>     &#8220;Sir-Mix-A-Lot, calling Sir-Mix-A-Lot&#8230;we have found your back you were looking for.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg7.jpg" title="omfg7.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg7.thumbnail.jpg" alt="omfg7.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg8.jpg" title="omfg8.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg8.thumbnail.jpg" alt="omfg8.jpg" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg9.jpg" title="omfg9.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg9.thumbnail.jpg" alt="omfg9.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg10.jpg" title="omfg10.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg10.thumbnail.jpg" alt="omfg10.jpg" /></a>  Big can be beautiful&#8230;but damn, that is far from big and beautiful.</p>
<p><a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg11.jpg" title="omfg11.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg11.thumbnail.jpg" alt="omfg11.jpg" /></a>  I have heard of dreadlocks and burnt Cheetos, but s**t locks&#8230;that is a new one for me.  I wonder, if you lick his hair do you get really&#8230;really jacked up and stoned.</p>
<p><a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg12.jpg" title="omfg12.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/omfg12.thumbnail.jpg" alt="omfg12.jpg" /></a>     &#8220;&#8230;Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Can you feel it?!?</title>
		<link>http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/09/26/can-you-feel-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:48:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Myke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We have all had those moments in our life when we are seconds away from a very painful encounter.  Whether it be watching a toddler come running at you with your hands full and they make a mad dash at your nuts.  No stopping it, it just happens.  Well, we have now got photo proof [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have all had those moments in our life when we are seconds away from a very painful encounter.  Whether it be watching a toddler come running at you with your hands full and they make a mad dash at your nuts.  No stopping it, it just happens.  Well, we have now got photo proof of the moments right before the agony of pain.  I warn you now, some of these are very painful in the making.</p>
<p><a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch1.jpg" title="ouch1.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch1.thumbnail.jpg" alt="ouch1.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch2.jpg" title="ouch2.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch2.thumbnail.jpg" alt="ouch2.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch3.jpg" title="ouch3.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch3.thumbnail.jpg" alt="ouch3.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch4.jpg" title="ouch4.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch4.thumbnail.jpg" alt="ouch4.jpg" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch5.jpg" title="ouch5.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch5.thumbnail.jpg" alt="ouch5.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch6.jpg" title="ouch6.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch6.thumbnail.jpg" alt="ouch6.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch7.jpg" title="ouch7.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch7.thumbnail.jpg" alt="ouch7.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch8.jpg" title="ouch8.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch8.thumbnail.jpg" alt="ouch8.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch9.jpg" title="ouch9.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/ouch9.thumbnail.jpg" alt="ouch9.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>I am sorry but the bull horn through the shin and up the ass are the worst for me.</p>
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		<title>Another lesson in, De-Motivation</title>
		<link>http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/09/26/another-lesson-in-de-motivation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Myke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Good morning class, today we will be talking about demotivation and why it is good for society.  In today&#8217;s World we need motivation as well as demotivation to counter balance life.  If everyone was motivated then what would there be to accomplish in life?  Now many of you are under the impression that a good [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good morning class, today we will be talking about demotivation and why it is good for society.  In today&#8217;s World we need motivation as well as demotivation to counter balance life.  If everyone was motivated then what would there be to accomplish in life?  Now many of you are under the impression that a good motivational poster will help you feel empowered and strong.  But in all actuality it can cause just the opposite.  That is why we need good demotivation.  if you see something stupid, you will always do your best to not do the same thing.  If you see a very fat and lazy person, it will make you want to walk a little further in hopes of not becoming Jabba the Butt.  So that brings us to today&#8217;s lesson of demotivation.</p>
<p><a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation25.jpg" title="demotivation25.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation25.thumbnail.jpg" alt="demotivation25.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation26.jpg" title="demotivation26.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation26.thumbnail.jpg" alt="demotivation26.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation27.jpg" title="demotivation27.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation27.thumbnail.jpg" alt="demotivation27.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation28.jpg" title="demotivation28.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation28.thumbnail.jpg" alt="demotivation28.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation29.jpg" title="demotivation29.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation29.thumbnail.jpg" alt="demotivation29.jpg" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation30.jpg" title="demotivation30.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation30.thumbnail.jpg" alt="demotivation30.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation31.jpg" title="demotivation31.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation31.thumbnail.jpg" alt="demotivation31.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation32.jpg" title="demotivation32.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation32.thumbnail.jpg" alt="demotivation32.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation33.jpg" title="demotivation33.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation33.thumbnail.jpg" alt="demotivation33.jpg" /></a>    <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation34.jpg" title="demotivation34.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation34.thumbnail.jpg" alt="demotivation34.jpg" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation35.jpg" title="demotivation35.jpg"><img src="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/09/demotivation35.thumbnail.jpg" alt="demotivation35.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>And that concludes today&#8217;s class.</p>
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		<title>Clay Aiken - I am a gay Dad</title>
		<link>http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/09/24/clay-aiken-i-am-a-gay-dad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Myke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay wait a minute here.  How is this news?  We already knew he was having a baby, http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/05/30/clay-aiken-to-be-a-father/ and you will notice that we also declared him a professional sword fighter.
Anyways, Clay decided to come out to the World via People magazine.
&#8220;It was the first decision I made as a father,&#8221; Aiken, 29, tells the upcoming [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay wait a minute here.  How is this news?  We already knew he was having a baby, <a href="http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/05/30/clay-aiken-to-be-a-father/">http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/05/30/clay-aiken-to-be-a-father/</a> and you will notice that we also declared him a professional sword fighter.</p>
<p>Anyways, Clay decided to come out to the World via <a target="_blank" href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20228488,00.html">People magazine</a>.</p>
<p><span style="word-spacing: 0px; font: 12px/16px Arial; text-transform: none; color: #000000; text-indent: 0px; white-space: normal; letter-spacing: normal; border-collapse: separate; text-align: left; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0" class="Apple-style-span">&#8220;It was the first decision I made as a father,&#8221; Aiken, 29, tells the upcoming issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday. &#8220;I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things. I wasn&#8217;t raised that way, and I&#8217;m not going to raise a child to do that.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="word-spacing: 0px; font: 12px/16px Arial; text-transform: none; color: #000000; text-indent: 0px; white-space: normal; letter-spacing: normal; border-collapse: separate; text-align: left; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0" class="Apple-style-span">Okay, we are proud you came out, but maybe next time someone could come out of the closet that is not so damn obvious (another Lance Bass moment).</span></p>
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		<title>Boo!  You white devil&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/09/23/boo-you-white-devil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Myke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;bitch!  Why do you have to be so damn sensitive?  Maybe she was just making more room in the elevator for you.  Ever think of that you racist little turd?!?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;bitch!  Why do you have to be so damn sensitive?  Maybe she was just making more room in the elevator for you.  Ever think of that you racist little turd?!?</p>
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