Tuesday, December 15, 2009 by Myke.

You cannot make up a story like this, At least one injured in Family Dollar robbery.  So two gunmen decide that they need a quick stash of cash and they decided to rob the local Family Dollar store.  Really man?  You thought enough to make the robbery and you pick a dollar store of all places.  I mean what did you get out of it, some cheap religious candles, $22 and some change and a couple ‘Made in China’ toys for the kids???

The crazy part is that the police were called to an intersection close tot he store in regards to a man running down the street with a shotgun.  Then were alerted to the Dollar Store because of a robbery.  *shakes head*

To the folks that did this robbery, stick to throwing dice in the alley for change.  Better yet, stand on the corner and beg for money…I bet you get more begging than robbing the Dollar Store.

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Friday, November 20, 2009 by Myke.

I am not sure why this is so damn funny but it is.  The worst part is, it might make you think twice about the scrubbing bubbles cleaner now.  “loofah loofah loofah loofah”  ROFL!

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Thursday, November 19, 2009 by Myke.

I will not justify this post with any rants or complaints…I will let you see for yourself.  I love http://www.peopleofwalmart.com.  p.s.  Why would you do this?!?

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009 by Myke.

Everyone is aware that MS launched Windows 7 and it has shattered records everywhere.  It has even forced China to tell MS to stop sales of XP.  I can tell you that Windows 7 rocks and it rocks hard.  The only times I have seen it crash is when I force a serious crash on the system for testing purposes.  Recently though, the MS Store in Mission Viejo, CA had some employees break out into line dancing…to the Black Eyed Peas.  I personally like the Black Eyed Peas, but to use them for line dancing…weird.  I think this is a funny video and it shows that these employees love their job, but is this getting to the point of trying to be like others???  Either way, I hope they keep it up and enjoy what they do for a living.

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009 by Myke.

Back in 2002 a group created an Internet phenom with Stars Wars Gangsta Rap.  Well they have made their comeback with a sequel to the original and it is even better.  The second video is a bit more on the vulgar side (which is why I found it very funny).  If bad language bothers you, do not listen tot he second video…I am warning you…don’t do it…

ALL NEW! Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Chronicles

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Friday, September 25, 2009 by Myke.

If you know me then you know I have good knowledge of the Justice system and how it works.  I have watched things lately and have been floored by some stories recently.  I have been slacking on my posts lately but things are crazy in Reinhold Land.  I watched as former NY Giants WR Plaxico Burress was taking into jail the other day and watched his emotion on his face.  The guy is scared S**TLESS and has a good reason to be.

Let’s first start with why I think our Justice system is failing us.  Over the Spring of 2009 a football player, Cleveland Browns WR Donte Stallworth was driving his vehicle both drunk and stoned.  He then hit a pedestrian and killed him.  HE KILLED HIM!  He did this while being drunk and stoned.  Now knowing what you just heard, what do you think his punishment was?

1. 23 days of jail and a lifetime ban on getting a drivers license
2. 23 weeks of jail and a lifetime ban on getting a drivers license
3. 23 months of jail and a lifetime ban on getting a drivers license
4. 23 years of jail and a lifetime ban on getting a drivers license

If your answer was #1, you are correct.  He served 23 days in jail and cannot get a drivers license ever again.  WTF?!?  So let me get this straight, you kill someone with your vehicle while being stoned and drunk and you serve 23 days of jail and can no longer drive legal in the US.  *shrugs shoulders*

Now let’s move over to Plaxico Burress now.  He goes to a night club with some buddies and has a gun in his pants (save the gun in pants or happy to see me jokes for later).  The gun slips and while fumbling for the gun in his pants he shoots himself in the leg.  He shoots himself in the leg, not anyone else or anything else.  He shot himself folks…in his own damn leg.  Dumbass, yes…dangerous, yes…stupid as f**k, yes…funny, well yeah it is.  Anyways.  He now is going to serve 2 years in prison and will serve another 2 years of supervised release.  Granted he will serve about 20 months in jail but still.

So my rant today is that one person kills a man while being drunk and stoned serves 23 days in jail and another who shot himself will serve about 20 months in jail.  I am not the smartest man alive, I am not the lawyer type person and I am not a judge.  But I see a very clear case of “bad justice system” being played out here.  There is no way to explain this to me other than to say one guy got the shaft (save the prison shower jokes for later) and the other guy got the yellow brick road.

To me this is a very serious problem in our society today.  Yes we have other issues out there and other larger problems to deal with but our Justice system can become a very large problem sooner than we may think.  Do I feel that the President needs to address this, no.  I think this is a problem that the entire country needs to address.  I see way too many people buy their way out of trouble but yet the little guy with no green backs can get years and years of prison abuse for the exact same crime.  I know that is not what happened in these two cases, except that Stallworth bought his way out.

Simple fix to our crime rate and justice system.  Bring back public executions (hanging, stoning, burning, etc) and let the prison systems run as a private corporation.  Let the private companies do as they please to prisoners.  Once you become a prisoner, you lose all rights and are no longer a citizen.  If and when you get released, you have to earn your citizenship or face exile to an island.  On this island you will have savage beatings, raping and whatever else you can think of.  if every person knew this could happen to them, things would change quick…real quick!

I know this is rude and crude, but if you knew that these things could happen to you…I bet you would think twice about everything you ever did.

Cheers.

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Friday, August 7, 2009 by Myke.

WTF?  If that is your response then we are on the same page on this story.  Trina Thompson, a 27 year old recent college graduate is suing her college because she feels they have not helped enough in her job placement.  Um, guess what honey bear, join the f**king crowd of unemployed Americans.  She actually gloats about her 2.7 GPA…um again honey bear I had a 3.8 and I hate school and have hundreds who can vouch for that.  All of my technical training I have scored a 90% or better.  But lets not compare numbers here, let’s compare your whiner ass to other candidates out there.  You have a bachelor of business administration degree in information technology “which includes a 2.7 grade-point average and a solid attendance record”.  You have one major problem with all of that…ZERO experience.  I know, how do you get experience if you cannot get a job.  Very simple, apply for an internship and get some experience under your belt and work your way up from there.  Quit your bitching and actually earn yourself some respect.  Companies today are looking for smart, outgoing, solid personality employees with some experience.

Put yourself in the shoes of an employer.  If you have Joe Blow with a degree and 5 years experience on one hand and Trina with a degree and no experience and they both want the same money and same job…who do you think they will go with?

Listen, you need to step up in this world and sell yourself.  You have no experience…sell your other qualities.  Tell them you are smart, friendly, willing to learn anything and everything and that you can and will be an incredible employee.  Your lawsuit tells me one thing as an employer…you are a whiner, with no motivation, not the smartest tool in the tool box (proud of your 2.7 which is basically a C+ average) and you want things for free in life.  Think that is too harsh?  You are suing your college because they can get you a job…WTF?!?  You need to get your own job or go about it a different route…get a recruiter on your side.  I can give you a list of 12 SOLID IT/IS recruiters in this country and they would do more for you in 2 weeks than your college job placement group could in 1 year.  Get yourself out there, take what comes to you and work at the rest.  Let people help you, don’t bash them and attack them.

Seriously people, are we that f**king petty that we have to sue everyone for everything???  It seems that more and more these days everyone expects everything for free in life.  Guess what folks, life sucks unless you make it better yourself.

I know you are sitting there reading this thinking, “What a f**king prick!  Who is he to tell me what to do?!?”  Honey bear, I have 15 years of IT/IS experience and have had to find jobs myself.  Besides, if you hate me, then I have succeeded…because IHATEMYKEREINHOLD.com too!  If you want some help finding a job, ask for it.

Alumna sues college

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009 by Myke.

You may or may not remember these complete freaks of nature but they have made the news again.  I have tried to search and determine a word that best suits these freaks of nature but cannot find one.  I cannot describe how sad I feel for their children being raised in this culture of hate.  Where in any bible or religious writing does it teach hate?  I have posted on these morons in the past with the ever famous Santa will kill your childrenbut to sing a song about God hates the World and all her people…WTF?!?  If God hates the World and all her people…does that not include you?  I mean you do live on this World correct?  Or are you broadcasting from another planet?  Please do me a huge favor and everybody else a favor…drink some tainted kool-aid and die.  Seriously…please just die and go away.  I do not promote hate or tell people to hate, but you and your following…I hate you all!  You suck in every way possible.

Here is the link to their website, but I warn you it is wrong in every way possible.  I know posting about this is like giving them free publicity but we need people to be aware of who is out there.  These people truly scare me.

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Thursday, July 9, 2009 by Myke.

Yes I said ignorant white people suck and I meant it.  I am white and I am not afraid to admit this.  I am not against any race, creed or color and feel everyone deserves their fair shot at everything in life.  If you are gay and want a job, you deserve it as long as you earn it and so on.  We could go through every example but you get my point.  I am writing this rant for many reasons but one recent story in particular.  Montco Swim Club Sucks  So this swim club in Philly took money from a group called Creative Steps, Inc so that 65 children between the ages of 5 and 12 could join Valley Club.  They showed up, started swimming and started to hear the questions, “Why is there browns and blacks in our pool?”.  WHY?!?  Because they paid to be there just like you, you f***ing ignorant dumb s**t!  Here is an exact quote, “What are all of these black kids doing here?”.  What in the f**k are you doing asking that question and who gave you the right to ask it?!?  Here we are, 2009 and we still have ignorant morons running around shooting their mouths off.  By the end of the day for these kids and parents, this so called Valley Club gave the group their check back ($1,950 to be exact).  With this refund given to the group, that means these kids no longer have access to the club or pool.  With the explanation as to why the refund was given, space issues not race, the Valley Club of White F***ing Morons has started quite the racial storm in Philly.  I mean come on, what are you afraid of?  You afraid they might actually have fun and get along with the white kids?!?  You afraid your precious little white daughter might take a liking to a black boy?  I actually read this story and thought to myself, why?

Everyone knows the story of Tiger Woods.  If you do not know his story, maybe you should read about it.  When he joined the PGA, there was still golf courses he was not allowed to play at because they had specific rules about anybody that was not white and of white origin.  Since he came along, these courses have decided to open their minds and get with today’s society and allow other races to join and play their courses.  Yes, there is still some dumb-ass white golf courses in this World but for the most part it has not affected the average everyday man or woman.  I know we still have racial tensions and problems in this World but to actually tell a group of black and Hispanic kids get lost, white kids only…that is just sad and wrong.

Back tot he swim club, if space was the issue you are using then why in the hell did you take their money in the first place???  To me that sounds like a very sad excuse and a very quick reaction answer.  Step up and tell us the truth.  Admit you are a racist group and let the race war begin.  I am not saying we start an all out war against racism, but something has to be done about crap like this.  I especially do not think we need to hear from Jesse Jackson about this issue but I am sure he will at some point.  No offense Jackson, but you are a cause to some of our racism in the World.

Can’t we all just get along?  ;-)  I am proud of my stance on race and if you cannot say that then maybe it is time for you to change as well.

Montco swim club accused of racial discrimination

By Zoe Tillman and Max Stendahl

Inquirer Staff Writers

Days before a Northeast Philadelphia day camp’s membership at a private suburban swim club was rescinded, several of the campers said they had heard racial remarks about themselves at the pool.

Parents and staff members of Creative Steps Inc. day camp are considering legal action against the Valley Club in Huntingdon Valley, said Alethea Wright, the camp’s executive director.

Sixty-five campers, kindergartners through seventh graders who are African American and Hispanic, arrived at the private swim club around 3:30 p.m. on June 29. It was their first visit to the club, but the camp had made arrangements for weekly trips on Mondays through Aug. 10.

While the campers were swimming, Wright said, three of them came up to her and said they had heard club members asking what African Americans were doing at the club.

Although the children were upset, Wright said, they stayed at the pool for an hour more to complete their session. She said that she approached club president John Duesler while events unfolded that day and that he seemed apologetic.

On July 3, Wright said, the camp’s $1,950 check in membership fees to the swim club was refunded, meaning the children no longer had access to the pool. She said Duesler gave no reason for the refund except that the membership no longer wanted the children at the pool.

Repeated attempts to reach Duesler, other club officers, and the club’s management yesterday were unsuccessful. NBC10, which first reported the story, said yesterday that Duesler had given the station the following statement: “There was concern that a lot of kids would change the complexion . . . and the atmosphere of the club.”

The club is not affiliated with the Huntington Valley Country Club, which today inadvertantly found itself a target of public rage.

“We’ve been getting a lot of nasty calls,” country club receptionist Karen Ojeda said.

Wright said she heard no racially charged comments when the campers were at the club but did hear a club member express displeasure that the children were at the pool. She said many parents made their children leave the pool after the campers arrived.

“There were no behavioral problems” with the campers, who were accompanied by eight Creative Steps staff members, Wright said. “They never gave a reason.”

Club member Bernadette Sinnott, 44, said that although she was not at the pool on June 29, she had heard the club took back the campers’ membership because of space issues, not race.

“I think they thought it was too crowded,” she said.

Sinnott was at the club yesterday with her son Brandon, 14, who said he was biracial and had never encountered racism at the pool.

The camp first contacted the club about membership after the New Frankford Community Y in the Frankford section of the city - where the children used to swim - closed last month because of lack of money. The club is about a 20-minute drive from the camp’s location at Devereaux and Summerdale Avenues in Northeast Philadelphia.

The campers swim at an indoor pool on Tuesdays and Thursdays at the Jewish Community Center in Philadelphia, but Wright said the camp wanted to get them to an outdoor facility as well. She said Girard College had offered its pool to the campers for the rest of the summer.

City Councilwoman Maria Quiñones-Sánchez, who represents the camp’s Northeast Philadelphia district, said the allegations were upsetting but not surprising.

“It is outrageous and unfortunately part of what we still confront day in and day out because of folks’ lack of understanding,” she said. “Once you cross the county line, it’s a whole different world.”

Several parents and the camp are looking into possible legal action against the club, said Staci Morgan, a Creative Steps board member and Philadelphia social worker.

Their options depend on whether the state Human Relations Commission has jurisdiction over the club’s operations, said Michael Hardiman, a lawyer with the commission. Organizations that are “distinctly private” do not fall under that jurisdiction.

Hardiman would not say whether the Valley Swim Club met the commission’s criteria for investigation.

The club includes more than 10 acres of land and a 110,000-gallon pool, according to its Web site, and is a private nonprofit organization chartered in 1954. A single membership is $395 per year.

09-0710 Update by Myke Reinhold

So the owners have come forward and decided to plead their case on live TV to say this is not about race but rather safety.  Um, sorry you white devil bitch but I am not buying this made for TV apology and as far as your hubby is concerned, maybe a nice white hood would have suited him better for the interview.  I am sorry but they told you how many kids were coming but you still say it is about the fact you had no idea that many kids were coming.  *cough* BULLS**T! *cough*

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 by Myke.

So you go to the sperm bank, you check the list of donors and pick one out finally.  His qualities are as follows:

• very funny famous comedian
• was a star on SNL
• has stared in multiple movies
• is a comic icon

You decide this is the one, I will have the baby of all babies and he or she will be famous just like their father was…then you notice something.  Your daughter is born…she has a strange but familiar smile…she is cute but in a weird sort of way.  Over the course of her first months of being alive you just cannot place where you have seen her face before…then it hits you like a ton of bricks!

Your daughter is the spawn of one of the greatest comedians of all time!  LONG LIVE CHRIS FARLEY!

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