Friday, September 12, 2008 by Myke.

Finally!  As we have said for a long time, Global Warming is just a marketing ploy for Gore to get rich off of sucker people.  All of you people out there paying into your “Green Credits” are going to get really pissed when you finally understand that Gore is full of McDonald’s induced BS!  The Old Farmer’s Alamanac 2009 is about to be released and is calling for a cooling trend over the next 50 years.

“We at the Almanac are among those who believe that sunspot cycles and their effects on oceans correlate with climate changes,” writes meteorologist and climatologist Joseph D’Aleo. “Studying these and other factor suggests that cold, not warm, climate may be our future.”

“We say that if human beings were not contributing to global warming, it would become real cold in the next 50 years,” Hale said.

In other words folks, you cannot defeat or change Mother Nature.  She is big, she is strong and she cannot have her mind changed.  If she wants warm weather, we get it.  If she wants cold weather, we get it.  I remember this last year here in Denver and we had one of the best snow falls in a long time and it was colder than normal.  To me that suggests that we are going right along and all of you “Green” folks are seriously wasting your time.  Yes, you can still commute.  I do and will always commute on the train.  It saves money and maintenance on my vehicles…not the Earth.

You can quote me and burn me at the stack if I am wrong, but I (Myke Reinhold) predict that Global Warming will never be an issue to this planet until the day we get knocked off course and start heading into the Sun…or until that huge asteroid hits Earth July 18th of 2073.  That is the day of reckoning folks.  Just for the record, the asteroid will be a direct hit on Paris, France.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 by Myke.

Fart, cut the cheese, pass gas, blowing ass, butt burps, air biscuits, ass trumpet, barking spider, cheek flappers, tommy squeaker, trouser trumpet.  Whatever you call it, Rajendra Pachauri says “ass gas” is killing the world and is a bigger concern to Global Waring than all vehicles.  <cough dumb ass cough>  He would like each and everyone of us to stop eating meat so much and cut down the amount of livestock we have.  “Give up meat for one day [per week] at least initially, and decrease it from there,” Pachauri told Britain’s Observer newspaper. “In terms of immediacy of action and the feasibility of bringing about reductions in a short period of time, it clearly is the most attractive opportunity.”

So what this guy is saying is that each and every one of us red meat eaters is BBQing the Earth.  I am sorry to correct you Captain Dumbass, but if I were to say eat just eggs, broccoli, SPAM and some other random veggies…my air biscuits would be about as deadly as ever.  Let’s look at cows.  You claim they let off some of the worst gas in the world…but they do not eat meat.  So if you take away cows and other animals and make people eat veggies and non-animal products we would be just as bad as the grass eating cows.  We would have a world of butt trumpets blowing away the ozone layer in a matter of months..not years.  seriously man, are you really that retarded and ignorant o think that making people eat less red meat would help the planet. Guess what man, Mother Nature herself causes more issues to the air than mankind could ever do in a thousand years.  Hurricane Katrina not only wrecked havoc on people in LA and MS but it destroyed thousands of trees by dumping salt water on them.  Instead of trying to blame people, society and animals for “killing the planet with Global Warming’, why don’t you study up on common sense and think out things first.  Global Warming is just a way for people to try and scare other people into feeling guilty.  Guess what folks, this place was once all ice.  Do you remember the 70’s and early 80’s when we were told that the planet was falling into an ice age?  What happened?  Nothing.  If Global Warming was actually a major threat to the world, why do we still have winter?  Why have some of the recent winters been so cold and wet?  This summer in Colorado it was actually cooler than last summer.  Having a 4th grade education in Science is okay…as long as you are in the 4th grade.

Pull your head all the way out of your ass and think before you speak.  Having premature stupid thought syndrome is okay, as long as you keep it to yourself.  I will continue to eat red meat, fish and poultry for the rest of my life.  I will continue to blow ass on every person I can just for grins.

Enjoy life people, stop worrying about every little detail and concern of others.  Wake up, dutch oven your significant other, go to work, play ass trumpets in the break room and laugh.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 by Myke.

Well folks, day 2 was much better than day 1 that is for sure.  There was of course the groups that got arrested again for not obeying the traffic laws with their march to protest.  Dumb asses.  Today was a lot more exciting in the sense that there was a whole lot more going on today as well.  There was a ton of police at every corner, alley and walkway.  And trust me, they were ready for the worst that could happen.  For some sick reason I am so ready for the tear gas to get shot out and the crazies to go running for cover.  I can feel it about to happen but nothing yet so far.

Some of the more interesting groups today were the 9/11 conspiracy groups claiming that our own Government led by President Bush attacked our very own country.  I am sorry but this one is a bit far out there for me to see the meaning or truth behind it.  I have watched all of the movies and the documentaries that claim to be proof but it is basically like watching someone prove they have a video of Big Foot or Nessie.  Listen people, when we look at clouds we all see something different.  If you truly believe we attacked ourselves, then so be it.  I do not believe that just like I find it very hard to believe that Big Foot is real and that Nessie is still swimming in the Loch.

Just to make my High School English teacher happy, I would correct the sign so it said “9/11 was an inside job.”.  Looking at your sign, “911 was an inside job”, I would be led to understand that when you worked as a 911 operator you worked inside and not outside.  Sounds fine to me, considering you would be out of work during rainy and snow days.  As for your far end sign, “9-11 = Inside Job”, no 9-11=-2.  See I just made my Math and English teachers so happy.  If you want to protest, at least write up some good signs and make sense out of them.

Today again we ran into the “Homo sex is Sin” and today they were in a battle of whits with a lesbian.  It was rather dull and boring to say the least.  Anti-Homo guys were trying to explain the meaning of the bible and the lesbian was trying to explain that god loves all children.  Both of them just need to shut up and move on.  Not a single person in this world can tell you exactly what God said and which “holy bible” is the truth.  Unless God comes out of hiding and tells everyone what he wants and who is right and wrong…SHUT THE **** UP!

I did find the codepinkalert.org ladies and this time there was no men…it was just ladies.  Maybe they realized that we figured out they were not a group of women but rather a group of people.  Either way, they were as retarded as before and not even worth talking to.

Well, it is getting late and I still have to write up my favorite post from today, “Stop Bird Porn”.  Yes, you read that correct and you will not believe your eyes when you read this post.  I leave you with some more DNC pictures fro your enjoyment.

Okay, so we are not done yet.  I have to include the shot of Myke and Travis walking with the DNC crowd while I was wearing my Oklahoma Black Gold “oil for the slow folks” shirt.  See if you can pick me and Travis out as we walk away.  I have also included the photo bombing picture of Travis and I making light of the Iran Tent Temple.  Cheers.

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Monday, August 25, 2008 by Myke.

Here we are folks in the middle of downtown Denver (aka LoDo) and the freaks, politicians, protesters and me are roaming like weeds in the ghetto backyards.  I have already seen the weirdos, the nut cases and the political wars in just one short day.  Some of the funnier ones have been the ladies all over the 16th Street Mall with their Hillary Clinton signs and wearing their Hooters for Hillary shirts.  I hope to have a picture of the shirt soon.

Now I asked 4 ladies very nicely the exact same question, “Why support someone who has no chance at even running for President?”.  Now the answer may blow your mind, but please brace yourself for this…”Because she is our best option for President”  “Hillary is the answer for everything”

After lifting myself off the ground from laughing I proceeded to the train and just shook my head.

I got home and decided to check out what everyone else is seeing and hearing and came across this little Hillary Delegate versus Hillary supporter.  Yes you read that right.

So if McCain wins, we all end up in the toilet…that is a pretty shi**y comment to make.  :-)  Sorry, had to say it.  I do love it when she gets the “Oh crap I am cornered” feeling and basically says the problem is that the Democrats keep picking losers.  God this is going to be a great week.

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Monday, August 25, 2008 by Myke.

With the DNC now in Denver and in high gear, I started to think “why is everyone so mad?”.  I left work today from Downtown Denver and all hell was breaking loose.  There was protesting going on everywhere.  People were protesting the war, gay and lesbian crap, religious crap, political crap and so on.  I actually read a couple of signs that said, “Homo sex is Sin” and “Gay sex is destroying the World”.  Holy homo erotica Batman, what will we ever do to stop this crime wave of GAY SEX?!?  Are you kidding me people?  Do you actually have proof that gay sex is destroying the World?  I mean, is gay sex the root of all Global Warming issues?  By the way, “Homo sex is Sin”, where the **** did you learn your English from?  I am wondering though, did (insert religious figure name here) tell you that Homo sex is a sin?  My guess is no, you just came up with that thought from “your” understanding of the Bible or sand-script or cowboy hat or whatever you get your religious words from.

Okay, back to my point.  What is the definition of World Peace?  Some say World Peace is loving each other and everything and the right to enjoy life to it’s fullest.  I think not people.  To me, World Peace is not a feeling, it is something that happens.  When I have “great sex” I get a feeling of Peace and Harmony but that is not World Peace.  This is a complicated phrase and it can mean so many things to so many people.  I will give you the answer to World Peace shortly.

There are groups all over the World that think they have the “answer” to World Peace.  Take for example, answercoalition.org, which uses the phrase ANSWER as their slogan.  They claim that ANSWER means, act now stop war end racism.  WTF?!?  Why is everything in this World have to come down to Racism?  I know, because you will always blame Racism like the tree humpers of the world blaming Global Warming.  They actually chant stuff like this, “1 2 3 4 we don’t want this f***ing war!”.  Who wants war you friging morons, it is a way of life.  It happens and it will always happen.  I heard Penn and Tellerexplain that this group needs to change ANSWER to mean, assholic nimrod socialist wads end racism.  I sort of agree with this, but 100%.  If I were to help market this ANSWER group it might mean something like this, anarchy narcissistic socialist whacko end retardation.  FYI, this group was formed right after 9/11/01, whcih we all know what day that was.  Guess what dumbs**ts, terrorist groups are not racists…they target everyone based off of their geographic location.  Funny thing is this, they run around in red shirts trying to promote the idea of not going to war.  Did you realize that red is the color of rage?  My guess is, no, considering after we listened to you it came across as you had a third world education.  25+ years old with the intelligence of a 5 year old jackal.

Okay let’s move on to the next group of “retards”.  Code Pink is another mentally challenged group, codepinkalert.org.  This is a group that has a slogan, Women for Peace.  But yet, in watching this group they are about 50% men and 50% women.  I think the slogan should be rethought and redone.  Just a thought.  They are currently promoting their new march or protest, Don’t Bomb Iran!  Now I want you to look very closely at this banner from their site…very closely.

Is it me, or does that say “Don’t Iraq Iran!” in the background test???  Maybe I am a bit to manly to understand this but what in the **** does “Don’t Iraq Iran” mean?  Are you trying to say in a very Martha Stewart way, Don’t do to Iran what we are currently doing to Iraq?  If it is, go home and bake me a f***ing pie and shut the **** up.  I cannot wait to run into this “pink” group during the DNC this week.  People if you want to protest, make some f***ing sense out of it.

Okay, so my theory is this.  People protest to just get their feelings out and to have their voice heard.  That is fine, we live in a country where we promote free speech.  But let me tell you something, if you want to protest and challenge people…then be prepared to defend your cause.  When someone, like myself, challenges your debate of whatever you are protesting…then seem like you know something and have an intelligent response or defense.

Secret to World Peace - This is actually very simple folks.  Money, dinero, green backs, cash.  Trade.  Financial inter-dependence.  As long as money is flowing from country to country adn there is trading going on and people are making a financial gain, they will be happy and the countries will get along.  That is my version of World Peace.

I will have the play by play on any and all protest confrintations from the DNC week here in Denver.

p.s.  Qdoba is promoting a new campaign, “Burritos for Obama”.  That is funny.  Thanks for the shirt by the way, Pedro loves it.

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Sunday, August 24, 2008 by Myke.

I want to first start off by saying that this is going to get very political now folks.  The DNC is here in Denver and I am letting my voice be heard.  We need to stop the bull**** and tell everyone we are sick of lies.

Are you tired of paying too much for gas at the pump?  I am.  Are you tired of hearing how no one is offering a solution to the problem?  I am.  But I also know that there is an answer, we have the ability to drill for oil and gas but congress is topping us.  Why?  Ask them yourself, maybe they will tell you.  I have posted many things about Global Warming but now it is time for everyone to step up and tell Congress what we want.  We want gas prices to go down.  If you too would like to tell Congress we want cheaper gas now, then tell them.  Drill Here, Drill now.  Pay less.

It is now time for Myke Reinhold to step up his political agenda.  If you are not political then stop reading.  I am here today to let my voice be heard.  We want a stronger country with econmic stability.  Stop sending our hard earned dollars to other countries.  Drill here, drill now and pay less is what we want.

Gasoline, diesel, natural gas and aviation fuel prices are at all-time highs. Americans are being forced to change their lifestyles to make up for additional expenses as a result of the high price at the pump.

The United States has an estimated 1.8 trillion barrels of oil off its coasts as well as in northern Alaska and the Rocky Mountains; this amount is 3 times greater than the proven reserves of Saudi Arabia.

73% of Americans support drilling in presently restricted areas of the United States if it is done in an environmentally-friendly way.

Recent advances in technology now protect against major oil spills into the ocean. Today, we have environmental safeguards to protect against disasters while drilling. This technology uses a “shut-in” system that immediately stops the flow of oil from the ocean floor if the pump is disconnected, preventing major oil flow into the water. This system proved to be successful in the Gulf of Mexico during Hurricane Katrina, one of the most destructive storms in recorded American history. The absence of spillage from rigs in the Gulf of Mexico following Hurricane Katrina is a testament to the strength of the environmental safeguards now in place.

One needs to look no further than Brazil to determine the incredible effects that can come from domestic drilling. Upon discovering two large oil fields in the Atlantic, Brazil began drilling and is now 100% energy independent from nations such as Saudi Arabia, Iran and Iraq.

Congress must act immediately to allow exploration of new resources in America. It is time to make searching and drilling for oil in the Atlantic, Pacific, eastern parts of the Gulf of Mexico, northern Alaska and the Rocky mountains legal. With environmental precautions in place, such drilling will lower fuel prices and boldly enhance our nation’s independence.

While Washington might disagree on whether global warming is occurring, the American people generally do not disagree. The American people believe, by a majority of 82% that global warming and climate change are probably happening.

Americans believe, by a majority of 73%, that it is possible to have a healthy economy and a healthy environment.

Just as this is an age of scientific discovery, it is also an age of opportunity. The world has changed from a place where recycling was expensive, with all the effort taking place on the part of the individual, to a place where massive industry has made it convenient for the public to participate.

The American people, by a majority of 68%, believe that we do not need to raise taxes to clean up the environment; instead, they believe we should use innovation and incentives.

For companies, 76% of the American people support giving tax credits to companies that cut carbon emissions as an incentive to cut pollution.

For individuals, 66% of the American people support giving tax credits to homeowners who incorporate alternative energy systems in their homes, and 68% of the American people favor giving tax credits to people who turn in older, high-polluting cars.

The capacity to harness new discoveries into solutions for today’s problem must not be understated, and must not be under-supported.

Renewing the earth so that humanity may continue to thrive and prosper is an absolute requirement of modern society. This emotional and moral commitment goes back thousands of years, to the injunction from the Book of Genesis to “replenish the Earth.”

Currently, 78% of Americans find our dependence on foreign oil to be threatening to our national security and economic prosperity, by making us vulnerable to dangerous dictatorships.

Building more oil refineries to lower the cost of gas and reduce our dependence on foreign oil is a solution found favorable by 77% of Americans.

Drilling for oil off of America’s costs is a solution found favorable by 73% of Americans, provided that proper precautions are taken to protect the environment.

It is time for an honest debate about drilling and producing in places like Alaska, our national forests, and off the coast of scenic areas. Scientists of impeccable background should help set the standards for sustaining the environment in sensitive areas, and any company entering the areas should be bonded to meet those standards.

The public should be informed about new methods of production that can meet the environmental standards, and any development should be only with those new methods.

A percentage of the revenues from resources generated in environmentally sensitive areas should be dedicated to environmental activities including biodiversity sustainment, land acquisition, and environmental cleanups in places where there are no private resources that can be used to clean up past problems.

So I ask you, if the majority of American people want to start drilling now to help the economy and lower the cost of gas to the consumer, then why is it not happening.  That is the question that needs to be addressed by our new President.  Stop letting others speak for you, make a stand and speak for yourself.  The US Government needs to hear our voice and they will, only if we make them.

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008 by Myke.

As everyone and their mother knows (wink wink Travis), I truly believe that Global Warming is crap piled onto more crap.  When a group of Scientists cannot determine the cause of an issue, they are quick to blame Global Warming.  I mean, when a server crashes next time i think I will blame Global Warming.  Sounds good to me anyways.  Everybody else is using this excuse, why can’t I use it.  Oh, my IBS is acting up…Global Warming.  BlackBerry is not getting e-mail…Global Warming.  Prisons are over populated…Global Warming.  Do you get my picture people?  Stop blaming the most made up media blown out of proportion bull****!

Frog killer is linked to Global Warming

This article is a great example.  They believe that Global Warming is to blame for the frogs dying off in record numbers.  The researchers implicate global warming, as opposed to local variations in temperature or other conditions. Their conclusion is based on their finding that patterns of fungus outbreaks and extinctions in widely dispersed patches of habitat were synchronized in a way that could not be explained by chance. - Since it could not be explained by chance, it is the fault of Global Warming.  The die-offs of harlequins and some other amphibians reflect the spread and repeated introductions of the chytrid fungus.  In other words, it was a fungus that was introduced into their environment…not because it got hot one summer in the rain forest you turd nuggets.

“The frogs are sending an alarm call to all concerned about the future of biodiversity and the need to protect the greatest of all open-access resources - the atmosphere,” write the scientists, Andy Dobson, a Princeton University ecologist, and Andrew R. Blaustein, a zoologist at Oregon State University. - So now that Dr. Dolittle here has confirmed that the frogs are telling him that Global Warmingis the factor, he went with it.  Maybe Mr. Dobson (funny how people with the last name of Dobson get on my nerves) needs to stop licking frogs and getting high and hearing crap.  Show us facts, not frog drug induced statements.

“There is so much we still do not know!” David B. Wake, a biologist at the University of California, Berkeley, wrote in an e-mail note after reading the new paper. The origin of the fungus and the way it kills amphibians remain unknown, he said, and there are ample mysteries about why it breaks out in certain places and times and not others. - Very well said.  You have ZERO proof about what is happening to the frogs other than the fact that they are dying.  Why does it happen in one place but not another?  Hello!  Global Warming is supposed to affect the GLOBE, not just one stretch of a river bank.

I seriously think that the Global Warming issue has become such a joke that people just run with it and hope they get the attention they think they deserve.  Please people, strap your damn helmets a little tighter and think for yourself.

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008 by Myke.

We all know the stories of the 1980’s East German athletes and how strong they were and how they got there.  Steroids.  The question is this, can steroids force a woman to become a man?  Yes they can according to Andreas Krieger, formally known as the medal winning shot putter Heidi Krieger.  She was a world champion shot putter from East Germany.  Her trainers were feeding her “vitamins” when in fact they were feeding her Oral-Turinabol anabolic steroids.

In 1997 Heidi went in for a sex change operation and came out Andreas.  He says that he was fed so many steroids that he soon started to have emotional and physical problems.  One of those problems was when Andreas was still a woman, she found herself attracted to other women but knew she was not a lesbian (for all of you politically correct wankers out there, a lesbian is a “woman in comfortable shoes”).

Andreas Krieger is now married and runs an Army Surplus store and has taken complete control of his life and never wants to be looked at as a victim.

This story can be found at CNN.com, Steroids caused sex change.

Okay, so I read this story and it got me to thinking.  How many other females athletes have gone through this same very problem.  I checked online, sent out emails and asked some other folks online and nothing.  But if you think about this, steroids back then were something new tot he world and if he took them for as long as he claims, it could in fact cause his estrogen levels to drop and his testostorine levels to rise.  And you figure over the years that had to really take a toll.  But to cause that much emotional trauma, that was amazing to read.  Again, I have learned something new about the transgender generation.

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Monday, August 11, 2008 by Myke.

If it is one thing I learned in all the years I played sports, never give the opposition bulletin board material.  Never!  On August the 7th of 2008, French swimmer, Alain Bernard, decided to give the Americans some bulletin board material.

“The Americans? We’re going to smash them. That’s what we came here for,” Bernard said.

I am actually curious about something.  How ******* stupid do you feel now?  Seriously, how stupid do you feel?!?  You not only had the lead in the final 50 meters but you also had a six-tenths of a lead when Jason Lezak even entered the pool.  Lezak not only caught you, but he beat you.  In one of the most exciting races every in Olympic history, I watched the Americans win the gold and the French pout about it.  Bernard took almost 5 minutes to get out of the pool because he actually felt the sick feeling in the pit of his stomach.  Maybe next time you will not tell everyone you are the greatest swimmer in the world and that no-one can beat you in the pool.  You had a head start on your leg of the race and still lost.

Smash us, no.  Lose to us, yes.  Here is a picture for the French swim team to enjoy as it will forever be stuck in your heads.  I have decided to call this picture, “The French Tickler”.

On a side note, Japan’s Kosuke Kitajima was crowned the World’s Best Breaststroker.  Now that is a medal of all medals. 

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 by Myke.

Welcome everyone to the debate of Global Warming.  Today we will be asking our guests questions in regards to Global Warming and ask that they not only answer the question but provide some sort of facts to back their statements.  Today we will be talking to Myke Reinhold from ihatemykereinhold.com and the author of the famous Global Warming Big Footarticle.  We will also be talking with Al Gore and Love Child from Green Peace.  Sorry, neither of these two guests has written or spoken anything worth while.

Okay, with everyone here, let’s begin.

Gore - “Um, excuse me…what do you mean provide actual facts?  Can I just provide what I feel is true or do you need rock solid scientific facts?  I guess I was understanding this was to prove my point and no one else’s.”

Reinhold - “Hey Gore, have another Big Mac and prepared to be educated.  This is a debate to prove fact over your 4th grade education.”

Gore - <sniff sniff> “Okay.”

Love Child - “Kittens are so cute and fun to play with.  Did you know that I have not shaved my legs in 3 years?  It keeps me so warm in the winter.”

Reinhold - “Hey Love Child, if Global Warming is such an issue then why are you worried about keeping yourself warm?  Dumb ass.”

Panel - “Mr. Gore, you say that you have proven facts that Global Warming is a major issue and you have been quoted as saying, ‘We, the people of Earth, will soon be living just like the people in that movie Water World.’  What proof do you have and what makes you think that water will consume the world?

Gore - “Um, well, let’s see here.  Water already covers 90% of the planet today.  If all of the ice at the North pole and South Pole were to melt, that would cover the other 15% of the planet.”

Reinhold - “Excuse me.  Water only covers about 70% of the planet, not 90%.  Of that 70%, there is only about 2% to 3% of fresh water.  Plus, 90% plus 15% equals 105% you uneducated fruit basket.”

Love Child - “Wow, like peace and harmony man.”

Gore - “90 plus 15 is not 105…oh who cares.  You say tomato I say apple.”

Panel - “Myke, you have been quoted and have written that ‘warming trends’ are not accurate as folks like Gore have said.  You also have said that a modest amount of Global warming would actually help our planet.  can you please explain this?”

Reinhold - “Of course I will.  Our most reliable sources of temperature data show no global warming trend.
Satellite readings of temperatures in the lower troposphere (an area scientists predict would immediately reflect any global warming) show no warming since readings began 23 years ago. These readings are accurate to within 0.01ºC,
and are consistent with data from weather balloons. Only land-based temperature stations show a warming trend, and these stations do not cover the entire globe, are often contaminated by heat generated by nearby urban development, and are subject to human error.  A modest amount of global warming, should it occur, would be beneficial to the natural world and to human civilization. Temperatures during the Medieval Warm Period (roughly 800 to 1200 AD), which allowed the Vikings to settle presently inhospitable Greenland, were higher than even the worst-case scenario reported by the IPCC. The period from about 5000-3000 BC, known as the “climatic optimum,” was even warmer and marked “a time when mankind began to build its first civilizations,” observe James Plummer and Frances B. Smith in a study for Consumer Alert. “There is good reason to believe that a warmer climate would have a similar effect on the health and welfare
of our own far more advanced and adaptable civilization today.”

Gore - “Oh, and I suppose you have actually spoken to a Viking and he told you this?  Pssh.  Whatever!”

Reinhold - “Actually Gore, textbooks and scientific documents prove this.  If you actually looked into this and got past the 4th grade, you might actually understand what is being said.”

Love Child - “Hands across America people…make love not war.  bring the soldiers home.”

Gore - “What books?  What documents?  Huh?  Can you answer that wise guy?”

Panel - “Okay, let’s move on.  What does everyone think of the Kyoto Protocol?”

Love Child - “Oh wow, like they make the most beautiful and mother nature inspired music.  I love them.  I hope I see them at Woodstock soon.”

Gore - “This protocol is the only way to save our planet.”

Reinhold - “He he.  You are a funny man Gore.  Efforts to quickly reduce human greenhouse gas emissions would be costly
and would not stop Earth’s climate from changing. Reducing U.S. carbon dioxide emissions to 7 percent below 1990’s levels by the year 2012–the target set by the Kyoto Protocol–would require higher energy taxes and regulations causing the nation to lose 2.4 million jobs and $300 billion in annual economic output. Average household income nationwide would fall by $2,700, and state tax revenues would decline by $93.1 billion due to less taxable earned income and sales, and lower property values. Full implementation of the Kyoto Protocol by all participating nations would reduce global temperature in the year 2100 by a mere 0.14 degrees Celsius.”

Gore - “Wrong.  With this protocol in place we will save the planet, Polar Bears can roam the ice for food and we will not be swimming in water in the near future.”  You keep throwing these quote unquote facts out there but have yet to prove anything.”

Reinhold - “You know the sad part about you Gore, you actually got to run for President.  You lost fair and square and then went on the McD’s diet and gained like 75 pounds.  If you actually applied the time you spend bitching and eating on actually learning something, you might be half smart.  But until then, you are a joke and so is your campaign to promote Global Warming.”

Gore - “Pssh.”

Love Child - “Oops, was that me?  Sorry, I had tree bark and grubs for lunch.”

Reinhold - “You have started such a panic with the general public that in my mind, you could actually be considered a terrorist.  You lie to promote chaos.  You have caused the American people to spend so much money.  You alone have caused jobs to be lost and people to lose so much money.”

Panel - “Well, I think we have seen enough here.  Love Child, please go back to humping and loving trees.  Gore, well, please just go away.  Myke, it has been a pleasure talking to you again and we look forward to hearing more from you.”

Reinhold - “Thank you.  I would just like to finish off by saying that each person needs to think for themselves and learn the facts.  Do not accept facts from uneducated people.  If you truly believe that Global Warming is an issue, then please feel free to bid on my ocean front property down in New Mexico.  Global Warming is a scam.  The only reason I see that this scam was created was to allow the Environmental groups to raise billions of dollars, which they have. cause a global scare that is not backed by any actual facts. Why is it that when a debate is started about this, these groups can never actually provide proof or factual data?  It is time for us to step up and stop the hype and crush this scam.”

Gore - “Whatever Mr. Big Words and fancy shoes.  Whatever.”

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