Tuesday, March 2, 2010 by Myke.

So I was cruising the web this morning checking out some IT related things, of course, when I stumbled upon a new website.   Comedians Dave and Brian

The music video, The Dork Anthem, is actually very well done and very funny.  Now I do not fall into each line they discuss but I come pretty damn close.  So for all you dorks, geeks and nerds out there, this song is for you.  Cheers.

Great job on the video and great job on the launch of the site.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009 by Myke.

This is one of the best videos of the year by far.  Animal with his “Momma” bit had me laughing pretty good.

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009 by Myke.

Overall synopsis:When the Duke of Milan is brutally murdered, Giovanni Auditore an Assassin - is dispatched to investigate the crime. His mission: determine who is responsible and why. The answers he uncovers implicate Italy’s most powerful families reaching all the way back to the Vatican itself. As Giovanni draws closer to the truth, he becomes hunted himself. He must expose the conspirators before he joins their ever growing list of victims This is the Prequel to the Assassins Creed 2 Story.

Episode # 1:

1476, Florence. Giovanni Auditore, an assassin, attempts to thwart a conspiracy against one of Lorenzo de Medicis allies, whom he works for. The ensuing inquiry will take him to Milan where he tries to prevent the worst from happening.

Episode # 2 :

Pursuing Sforzas assassins, Giovanni arrives in Venice where he intercepts a coded letter from the members of the conspiracy. Decoding this document in order to get to the top of the conspiracy becomes of imperial importance.

Episode # 3 :

Unable to decode the letter, Giovanni decides to deliver it to Rome in order to unmask the ringleaders. But there he discovers that the conspiracy is much more widespread and dangerous than he thought.

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009 by Myke.

Everyone is aware that MS launched Windows 7 and it has shattered records everywhere.  It has even forced China to tell MS to stop sales of XP.  I can tell you that Windows 7 rocks and it rocks hard.  The only times I have seen it crash is when I force a serious crash on the system for testing purposes.  Recently though, the MS Store in Mission Viejo, CA had some employees break out into line dancing…to the Black Eyed Peas.  I personally like the Black Eyed Peas, but to use them for line dancing…weird.  I think this is a funny video and it shows that these employees love their job, but is this getting to the point of trying to be like others???  Either way, I hope they keep it up and enjoy what they do for a living.

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009 by Myke.

Back in 2002 a group created an Internet phenom with Stars Wars Gangsta Rap.  Well they have made their comeback with a sequel to the original and it is even better.  The second video is a bit more on the vulgar side (which is why I found it very funny).  If bad language bothers you, do not listen tot he second video…I am warning you…don’t do it…

ALL NEW! Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Chronicles

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009 by Myke.

I know I have been lacking on my posts and rants other than football but times are tough and the tough have to get to work.  ;-)  I did however come across a video of a mascot dance at a basketball game that was freaking great.  Enjoy.

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Friday, July 24, 2009 by Myke.

So today is Friday and it has been a long week to say the least.  I was pondering on writing a good rant on a few stories in the news but decided against it.  Instead I decided today we need to just enjoy the day, get up and dance and have a great Friday.  So everyone please stand up, go to an open part of your office, cubicle or wherever you are and push play on the following video.  Then when you feel it in the bones…dance.  Dance I say, dance!

I know the video and sounds may be a bit geeky for some, but if I can dance to this then so can you. 

Jib Kidder is a composer/sound artist out of San Fransisco, California (though apparently he’s from Fayetteville, Georgia, which on a personal note is also where I hail from), and he’s the creator of this awesome track called “Windowdipper” that incorporates some samples that most of you will find extremely familiar.

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Monday, June 29, 2009 by Myke.

I must first warn you that if you are a fan of Michael Jackson’s you may want to move past this article as this will either really piss you off or finally open your eyes.  I want to first start out by saying that I was once a fan of his music and his ability to perform.  But as time went on and he started to change/transform into the pasty white thing he called his true self…I began to understand he was actually sick in the head.

I believe he is actually sick in the head with a very serious illness I like to call whiteenvitous.  He wanted to change his appearance to become a white man with a pointy nose.  My only thought I can think of is that he saw the Catholic Priests having their way with little boys and being protected that he thought being the pop icon he was he would get away with it as well.  People, the guy molested young boys and had three ways with the boys and his pet monkey at Neverland Ranch.  The guy was sick!  Over the course of 15+ years the guy had God knows how many surgeries and every one fo them made his nose smaller and his skin more ghostly.  The guy was wasting away before everyone’s eyes and he was getting away with child molestation.  Oh, so you think the molestation charges were bogus???  Why would he have said his most famous line when asked if he slept with those boys in his own bed, “Why can’t you share your bed?”???  He is a sick and twisted person with a very sad ending to his career and legacy.  Notice the rather strange “is” remark?  That’s right, he is not actually dead folks.  He is alive and well.

His autopsy was performed by a hired medical staff, not the City of LA.  It was said to be inconclusive with no real proof of the cause.  WTF?!?  If the freak did in fact wake up that day, pass a mirror in the hall and scare himself to death, an autopsy would prove that.  If he in fact died of a true heart attack, an autopsy would prove that.  Why is his life long manager’s 911 call so damn calm?  If your bread and butter just fell to the ground and was not breathing and his heart was not pulsing…wouldn’t you be calling in a fit of panic and hysteria?  Face it people, he is alive and well and going into hiding.  Want proof?

*takes a deep breath*

The mother f***er is going into hiding and will have numerous surgeries to make him black again and give himself a nice big ethnic nose somewhere between an ugly Italian woman and a gorilla.  Once that is done he will be placed into the church somewhere.  At this point he will again have access to small boys of all races and creeds.  He will be known in the “church-hood” as Father Beatett, pronounced as BEAT-IT!  He will tell his followers that the spirit of Michael Jackson is running through his veins and he will start dancing like him and singing like him.  People from all over the globe will follow him and flock to him.  Hell, some folks may even offer up their first born to him.  He is a sick and twisted person who deserves to rot in hell for all of eternity.  Is that a little harsh?  No, I truly believe every single person that rapes, molests or hurts children in any way should get the same treatment.  I just feel more hate towards this freak because people actually felt sorry for him.  On top of all of this is the fact that he is more than $400 million dollars in debt.  The day they announced his death…his record sales hit the sky and have not slowed down yet.  he is making more money right now than he has in the last 10+ years.  On top of that he can no longer be sued for not performing at his sold out shows.  he can no longer be sued for touching little boys.  He can longer be held liable for Neverland Ranch.

Mark my words people…he will rise up and make a fool out of every person that has ever followed him.  Including me.  And to think I used to dance like him because it was the cool thing to do when I was a kid.

*drops the microphone on the stage and moons the crowd*

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009 by Myke.

I watched this video and went straight outside and whoop my neighbor’s ass…well, okay maybe not really but I bet I could have if I was not so tired.  Anyway, great video cut and very well put together.  Any video with Sloth gets an auto two thumbs up in my book.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009 by Myke.

Have you ever wondered what the real meaning was behind the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?  I did and I also wondered what the heck the video was about.  But thanks to some folks over at eBaum’s World…questions have been answered.  Please enjoy.

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