Tuesday, March 2, 2010 by Myke.

So I was cruising the web this morning checking out some IT related things, of course, when I stumbled upon a new website.   Comedians Dave and Brian

The music video, The Dork Anthem, is actually very well done and very funny.  Now I do not fall into each line they discuss but I come pretty damn close.  So for all you dorks, geeks and nerds out there, this song is for you.  Cheers.

Great job on the video and great job on the launch of the site.

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Thursday, February 25, 2010 by Myke.

The ever famous line from Superman, “faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound”, can now be re-written by Samantha Fraizer.  “fat enough to stop a speeding bullet, more powerful gas than a Park and Rec outhouse, able to leap a single dill pickle with a running start”  Okay that was just mean and nasty I know, but I know a small percentage of you actually laughed a bit…ADMIT IT!

Here we are today in a society that promotes weight loss, exercise, eating right and products that will make you crap more in two weeks than you usually do in a calendar year.  When I read the story I laughed at first, then thought, “you go girl, go on with your bad self”.  Can you imagine the next time her primary doctor says, “I think you need to lose a few pounds around the mid section.”  She will bust his/her knee caps with a single kick from her high heels and laugh out loud, “Bitch please.  This heavy momma and her sexy big ass just stopped a bullet mid flight.  What has your anorexic ass stopped recently other than eating?!?”.

I mean if someone like a member of America’s Next Top Model was in the path of that bullet it would have ripped right through her and the next 10 girls from the show.  That single shot would have killed all 11 ladies.  But with Ms. Fraizer in the way, her McDonald’s combo number 1 super sized with a large shake and 2 apple pies said “BAM, not this time honey pie.  Big Momma got to get her drink on so excuse me while I move along.”.

Okay again, mean topics and not very nice…sorry.  In all honesty though, this story is amazing.  The best part of all of this story is that she was wanting to lose weight…now, hell no she wants to go to the next all you can eat buffet and hit it big.  Big is not just sexy, it saves lives.

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Friday, January 8, 2010 by Myke.

If anyone lives in Denver, CO and walks on the 16th Street Mall, you have more than likely encounter “Shoe Shine Jokester Joe”.  He will crack on you, your shoes and anything you say back to him.  He also has a very solid taste for the ladies and lets everyone of them know how he feels.  I have heard people say he is an a$$, a jerk, rude, mean, nasty and just about everything else.  But the fact is, he shines shoes very well and he is just a man out there trying to make a living.  The video was loaded on Break.com and they list him as a homeless man talking trash.  Not true at all.  If you have not signed his guestbook, then maybe it is you that is rude and nasty.  The video is not the greatest so maybe this summer we can get a better one (HD).

Homeless Man Talking Trash - Watch more Funny Videos

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009 by Myke.

Just wanted to say to everyone to have a Happy Holiday and a safe New Year.  Hopefully Santa brings you all exactly what you want, or at least a cheap knock-off of what you want.  Cheers!

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009 by Myke.

ANTI-VIRUS KITTEH!

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009 by Myke.

I know this video is in another language, I think it is either Russian or Ukranian.  Either way it is too damn funny to say the least.

Chuck Norris facts:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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Monday, December 14, 2009 by Myke.

Have you ever thought to yourself, “what would you do without the Internet?”?  I have and it still scares me every-time.  I then thought to myself, what has the Internet killed over the years.  I came up with my list of items i feel the Internet has killed.  Feel free to comment with your own additions as well.

Newspapers - All you have to do is look into how many newspapers have shut down over the last few years and that one explains a lot.  I am not even sure when the last time was that I actually read a newspaper.

Video Rental stores- Good old Netflix has basically shut down 90%+ of all the Hollywood/Blockbuster stores and my guess is 99% of all Mom/Pop video rental stores.

Phone books - Do they even make these anymore?  To my surprise, yes.

Dating - I know that dating is not dead so to speak but because of the Internet you can scour the Earth for the “perfect” mate instead of going to the local bar/club/health club.  I mean people even break up using the Internet anymore.

Checks - The old saying, “the checks in the mail”, has almost gone away thanks to bill pay and online banking in general.

US Postal Service- The USPS has not officially died but we are close thanks to folks sending emails and using IM and texting.

There are so many other things that could be listed so start adding to this list as you please.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009 by Myke.

This is one of the best videos of the year by far.  Animal with his “Momma” bit had me laughing pretty good.

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Friday, November 20, 2009 by Myke.

I am not sure why this is so damn funny but it is.  The worst part is, it might make you think twice about the scrubbing bubbles cleaner now.  “loofah loofah loofah loofah”  ROFL!

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Thursday, November 19, 2009 by Myke.

I will not justify this post with any rants or complaints…I will let you see for yourself.  I love http://www.peopleofwalmart.com.  p.s.  Why would you do this?!?

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