So you go to the sperm bank, you check the list of donors and pick one out finally.  His qualities are as follows:

• very funny famous comedian
• was a star on SNL
• has stared in multiple movies
• is a comic icon

You decide this is the one, I will have the baby of all babies and he or she will be famous just like their father was…then you notice something.  Your daughter is born…she has a strange but familiar smile…she is cute but in a weird sort of way.  Over the course of her first months of being alive you just cannot place where you have seen her face before…then it hits you like a ton of bricks!

Your daughter is the spawn of one of the greatest comedians of all time!  LONG LIVE CHRIS FARLEY!