The truth behind Michael Jackson’s death

I must first warn you that if you are a fan of Michael Jackson’s you may want to move past this article as this will either really piss you off or finally open your eyes.  I want to first start out by saying that I was once a fan of his music and his ability to perform.  But as time went on and he started to change/transform into the pasty white thing he called his true self…I began to understand he was actually sick in the head.

I believe he is actually sick in the head with a very serious illness I like to call whiteenvitous.  He wanted to change his appearance to become a white man with a pointy nose.  My only thought I can think of is that he saw the Catholic Priests having their way with little boys and being protected that he thought being the pop icon he was he would get away with it as well.  People, the guy molested young boys and had three ways with the boys and his pet monkey at Neverland Ranch.  The guy was sick!  Over the course of 15+ years the guy had God knows how many surgeries and every one fo them made his nose smaller and his skin more ghostly.  The guy was wasting away before everyone’s eyes and he was getting away with child molestation.  Oh, so you think the molestation charges were bogus???  Why would he have said his most famous line when asked if he slept with those boys in his own bed, “Why can’t you share your bed?”???  He is a sick and twisted person with a very sad ending to his career and legacy.  Notice the rather strange “is” remark?  That’s right, he is not actually dead folks.  He is alive and well.

His autopsy was performed by a hired medical staff, not the City of LA.  It was said to be inconclusive with no real proof of the cause.  WTF?!?  If the freak did in fact wake up that day, pass a mirror in the hall and scare himself to death, an autopsy would prove that.  If he in fact died of a true heart attack, an autopsy would prove that.  Why is his life long manager’s 911 call so damn calm?  If your bread and butter just fell to the ground and was not breathing and his heart was not pulsing…wouldn’t you be calling in a fit of panic and hysteria?  Face it people, he is alive and well and going into hiding.  Want proof?

*takes a deep breath*

The mother f***er is going into hiding and will have numerous surgeries to make him black again and give himself a nice big ethnic nose somewhere between an ugly Italian woman and a gorilla.  Once that is done he will be placed into the church somewhere.  At this point he will again have access to small boys of all races and creeds.  He will be known in the “church-hood” as Father Beatett, pronounced as BEAT-IT!  He will tell his followers that the spirit of Michael Jackson is running through his veins and he will start dancing like him and singing like him.  People from all over the globe will follow him and flock to him.  Hell, some folks may even offer up their first born to him.  He is a sick and twisted person who deserves to rot in hell for all of eternity.  Is that a little harsh?  No, I truly believe every single person that rapes, molests or hurts children in any way should get the same treatment.  I just feel more hate towards this freak because people actually felt sorry for him.  On top of all of this is the fact that he is more than $400 million dollars in debt.  The day they announced his death…his record sales hit the sky and have not slowed down yet.  he is making more money right now than he has in the last 10+ years.  On top of that he can no longer be sued for not performing at his sold out shows.  he can no longer be sued for touching little boys.  He can longer be held liable for Neverland Ranch.

Mark my words people…he will rise up and make a fool out of every person that has ever followed him.  Including me.  And to think I used to dance like him because it was the cool thing to do when I was a kid.

*drops the microphone on the stage and moons the crowd*

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