Hands free kit for…

We have all seen them, driving while texting on the phone, talking on the phone, dialing on the phone, eating, putting on make-up, shaving, masturbating, having sex…but have you ever seen a woman breast feeding her child while driving?  Have you?  I can honestly say I have not seen this but would love to so I could say that I have.  I mean this has got to take some serious talent folks.  Hold the steering wheel, hold the baby and get the breast in the mouth.  Then their is the burping, that would take even more talent.  Now what if I told you this lady was not only breast feeding her child but she was also talking on the phone?!?  Folks that has got to be a record for multi-tasking while driving.  Now, thankfully police did not find this as amusing and she was issued two citations.

Okay you have to watch the video…please ignore her ignorance and stupidity.  She actually compares this incident to walking down the street.  WTF?!?

http://www.whiotv.com/news/18813161/detail.html

She also goes on to say that she will take the officer’s advise into consideration but if her child is hungry…she is gonna feed that child.  Now everyone knows I am not a racist, I just hate ignorant and stupid people.  This lady, she is one of the stupidest people I have ever seen.  All it would have taken is one accident, the air bag deploys and her child and her are both dead.  Darwin Award!

No offense to the lady, but Ms. Compton, take your ass back to school, learn to speak (it is ask not axe) and understand that if you get in an accident while wearing a seat belt and the air bag deploys…that is NOT the same as if you get into an accident while wearing a seat belt and breast feeding and the air bag goes off.  Lady, here is your sign…

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