Wednesday, January 21, 2009 by Myke.

Today Rush Limbaugh declared this in regards to President Obama.  He said he does not need 400 words to talk about Obama, but rather 4 words.  “I hope he fails”  Now let me be very clear here.  I do not support any political party, I tend to vote for the one that makes the most sense and is the least of the idiot.  Last year was easy, Obama was a much better candidate than McCain.  I am sorry but I do not need someone who is that old, that dumb and is way too much like De De De Bush.  We have had to deal with dumb-ass for 8 years and honestly, enough is enough.  We do need a change but it needs to be done correctly.  Oh yeah, for those of you who think that Obama can change the country overnight, he cannot.  It will take years of change to make a difference.  Give him some time and we will see what happens.

Okay enough blah blah blah already, let’s get back to dumb-ass Limbaugh.  To say that you hope he fails is to say you hope that the country fails further than we already are.  I have 4 words for you dipsh**…SHUT THE F**K UP!  We have all heard enough of your retardation and honestly it is getting out of control.  I mean come on, at least Howard Stern talks about sex, drugs and porn…you talk about how you would be so perfect at running this country.  Why not pop some more pills and roll over and die already?!?

Sorry about that folks…but some people are just born to ride the short bus…others pop so many prescription pills they become the short bus driver.

p.s.  I was sent a picture today and it kind of fits this post so I thought I would add it.  Some President Obama supporters were out cheering and praising his election on MLK day (to others it is Robert E Lee Day - tag for Travis) and had signs to support Dr MLK and show how they feel that Obama will make a change.  Folks, if you want to be seen and heard…you did it.  Man I am proud of our education system these days. 

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009 by Myke.

Okay, so maybe they did not sue the pants off, they were already off, but they are suing an Austin strip club for hosting “Stripper Idol”.  :-)  Sorry I find that very amusing.  My guess would be that “Flame Job” Seacrest is mad because it involves women and not men.  I am sure that if it would have been men stripping down to their man parts, he would be all over it…and I mean all over it.

FremantleMedia North America, which owns the popular TV show, says the contest is a trademark violation that could mislead the public to think the show sponsors the event, The Dallas Morning News reported in Tuesday editions. The company has filed a lawsuit in federal court to stop the weekly contest. - I am sorry, but women striping versus dumb-asses singing like drunk monkeys drowning is not the same at all.  Yes, some folks on the show sing well, but the actual show lives off of the fact that they get these idiots to sing and embarrass themselves.  If I see a sign that says ‘Stripper Idol’ I would never think to myself, “Hey, so they have to sing and strip at the same time and Randy, Paula and Simon…and that new chick get to judge them on live TV”.

Managers of the Palazio Men’s Club in Austin say the contest doesn’t resemble the TV show, and they don’t plan to end the Thursday night strip-off. - Good for you my man.  “Let them strip, let them strip”

“Stripper Idol” contestants have 60 seconds to dance topless, then are ranked by audience applause to win $500. - I can only imagine this in my head right now…mmmmmmmmm…hehe…very nice…ahhhhhhhhh yes…

Club managers say the contest is in its 12th week and is growing in popularity.- And with the help of the monkey Myke Reinhold…Internet fame baby!

To the folks at FremantleMedia North America, get over yourselves already.  You do not own the word ‘idol’ and you never will.  I am actually surprised you have not sued the Indian Jones folks for using ‘idols’ in their movies over the years.  Please pull your head 100% out of your ass, not just half-way.

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