Thursday, January 1, 2009 by Myke.

After a long year and all the headaches that came with the year 2008 we decided to toast the new year with some hard drinking.  It appeared I was having a great time last night and was enjoying everything.  Then I wake up today and see pictures and the video of last night and I have decided I am a very LOUD, obnoxious, annoying and crazy drunk.  For that I apologize to everyone that came over…sort of.  :-)  I mean it was due to the adult sex toys, 3/4 of a bottle of Jägermeister and 4 cans of Bing Cherry…I swear.  I feel pretty good today minus the embarrassing total recall through the eyes of a video camera. 

So now it is 2009 and we need to get this year kicked off right and get it rocking.  This is the year that I am going to focus on making fun of everyone, not just a select few; lose some weight and gain some muscle (I make myself laugh sometimes); work on the house and back yard and then figure out how to move to Sweden and catch some Swedish Pike.  Plus I hear they have a better economy than we do.  I wonder if I can drill for gas/oil over there?

Well, everyone it was a very weird and funny year last year so here is to a new year and a better one.  Cheers.

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Thursday, January 1, 2009 by Myke.

I own 2 of the 30GB Zune players and as of yesterday morning they are both dead and frozen on the Zune splash screen.  Why?  Because for some reason you could not figure out how to make an MP3 player deal with 366 days in a year.  Are you kidding me with this crap.  And your answer to all of us is “Customers with 30gb Zune devices may experience issues when booting their Zune hardware.  We’re aware of the problem and are working to correct it.  The Zune Social might be slow or inaccessible. Sorry for the inconvenience, and thanks for your patience!”…ISSUES?!?  The issue is there is no fix to this and we are supposed to just sit down and go about our lives while you figure out what you did.  I guess I will be going to Best Buy today to exchange them for something other than a MS player.  And you wonder why people hate you as much as they do.  I live and die by MS everyday and when I called you all I get is some dumb ass Indian from India saying it is a known issue and we are sorry.  Thanks for blowing sand in my face you f**king sand monkeys!

Microsoft Corp., maker of the Zune, said a bug in the internal clock driver, related to the way the device handles a leap year, caused the malfunction in older Zune 30GB models.

Matt Akers of the Zune Product Team wrote Wednesday on Zune.net that the problem should resolve itself after 7 a.m. ET Thursday. The Zune support page says users should allow the internal battery to fully drain, then recharge by connecting the Zune to a computer or AC power after noon GMT (7 a.m. ET) on New Year’s Day.

Guess what Matt Akers, I still have 2 30GB players that are dead as Windows ME…oh wait, Windows ME actually booted up unlike my MP3 players.

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Microsoft, I am very disappointed in this.  This is very sad and pretty much like the old days. 

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