Farting…another Global Warming myth

Fart, cut the cheese, pass gas, blowing ass, butt burps, air biscuits, ass trumpet, barking spider, cheek flappers, tommy squeaker, trouser trumpet.  Whatever you call it, Rajendra Pachauri says “ass gas” is killing the world and is a bigger concern to Global Waring than all vehicles.  <cough dumb ass cough>  He would like each and everyone of us to stop eating meat so much and cut down the amount of livestock we have.  “Give up meat for one day [per week] at least initially, and decrease it from there,” Pachauri told Britain’s Observer newspaper. “In terms of immediacy of action and the feasibility of bringing about reductions in a short period of time, it clearly is the most attractive opportunity.”

So what this guy is saying is that each and every one of us red meat eaters is BBQing the Earth.  I am sorry to correct you Captain Dumbass, but if I were to say eat just eggs, broccoli, SPAM and some other random veggies…my air biscuits would be about as deadly as ever.  Let’s look at cows.  You claim they let off some of the worst gas in the world…but they do not eat meat.  So if you take away cows and other animals and make people eat veggies and non-animal products we would be just as bad as the grass eating cows.  We would have a world of butt trumpets blowing away the ozone layer in a matter of months..not years.  seriously man, are you really that retarded and ignorant o think that making people eat less red meat would help the planet. Guess what man, Mother Nature herself causes more issues to the air than mankind could ever do in a thousand years.  Hurricane Katrina not only wrecked havoc on people in LA and MS but it destroyed thousands of trees by dumping salt water on them.  Instead of trying to blame people, society and animals for “killing the planet with Global Warming’, why don’t you study up on common sense and think out things first.  Global Warming is just a way for people to try and scare other people into feeling guilty.  Guess what folks, this place was once all ice.  Do you remember the 70’s and early 80’s when we were told that the planet was falling into an ice age?  What happened?  Nothing.  If Global Warming was actually a major threat to the world, why do we still have winter?  Why have some of the recent winters been so cold and wet?  This summer in Colorado it was actually cooler than last summer.  Having a 4th grade education in Science is okay…as long as you are in the 4th grade.

Pull your head all the way out of your ass and think before you speak.  Having premature stupid thought syndrome is okay, as long as you keep it to yourself.  I will continue to eat red meat, fish and poultry for the rest of my life.  I will continue to blow ass on every person I can just for grins.

Enjoy life people, stop worrying about every little detail and concern of others.  Wake up, dutch oven your significant other, go to work, play ass trumpets in the break room and laugh.

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