DNC Protest - favorite

“Stop Bird Porn!  Stop Bird Porn!  Stop Bird Porn!  Stop Bird Porn!  Stop Bird Porn!”

Yes folks, there is a group telling us to “Stop Bird Porn!”.  Let me guess, you do not believe what I am saying do you?  Well then, how about some proof.

Yes, that sign actually says “Stop Bird Porn!”.  Now what exactly is the protest of stopping bird porn?  We actually had to ask ourselves that too.  Were birds getting out of control and just banging away on power lines?  No.  Were they pounding the ‘ol birdy muff on the birdhouse for all to see?  No.  Are you ready for the cause of this group?  Well, here you go folks…word for word followed up with the proof.

According to the US Fish and Wildlife service, 48 million people watch birds.  A private research group, The Good Conduct Society (virgin prudes), has discovered Bird Watchers are more sexually active than others.

The elderly find that Bird Watching is not strenuous.  And this erotic experience can be enjoyed privately through binoculars.

“Most disturbing,” said the Society’s director, Anaida Krok, “are the groups of Bird Watchers seeking vicarious sexual gratification in the woods.  Shamelessly, they blatantly observe God’s defenseless creatures mating.”

<still laughing>

Okay, so if I am to understand this group, www.stopbirdporn.org, they want all Bird Watchers to stop watching birds and then humping like birds in the woods.  It is hurting the birds feelings that you are watching.  <trying to compose myself>  I mean, did the leader of the birds go find this group and tell them this?  Okay, how about we hear more from this group?  Ready?

A psychologist who studies bird watching says: “Adults, disguised as bird watchers mask their debauchery by taking trips in groups. They can then achieve climax in the safety of the woods. Particularly disturbing is the high number of senior citizens using binoculars and telescopes to observe birds mating.

“These horny Peeing Toms satisfy their craving for sex by focusing their debasement on birds. This perversion must be halted, otherwise the entire moral fibre of our nation is going to hell.”.

A former birdwatcher, who recently resigned from his club in Meritt Island, FL, said:“I am sad about the reprehensible behavior of these bird watchers who need to satisfy their pornographic pleasures. Shame on them!”.

A member of Congress, who requested anonymity, is quietly drafting legislature that would levy stiff fines against people caught with bird porn in their possession, either photos or Internet images.

Now, that was from their front page on the Internet.  “These horny peeing Toms” <burst of laughter> are you serious.  I really hope they meant peeping toms, but either way, that is funny.

Okay, a bit more serious now.  With all of the issue we have in this Country/World, this is the best they could go after to protect?  I mean, how about we “Stop Child Molestation” or “Stop Rape”.  People, “Bird Porn” is the least of our worries.  The fact that a member of Congress is actually pursuing this issue is even more scary to me.  This site actually says that our nation is going to hell because of Bird Porn.  Really?  Really?!?

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