Tuesday, August 12, 2008 by Myke.

Okay folks, it is debate time!  According to a large number of folks, getting a natural high is better than having sex.  Really?  Really?!?  According to psychologist, Ronald Frederick, you need to look beyond the bedroom for your life’s pleasures.  Ronald says, “some of the same chemicals are involved with climbing a mountain as having sex”.  Wait a minute, just wait a freaking minute doc.  I see that both can make me out of breath.  But only one keeps a smile on my face while the other makes me feel like I am dead.  Don’t get me wrong, I am sure the face I make after climbing a mountain and the face I make after sex are pretty close to the same.  But dammit, it takes practice to imitate Goofy like that.

Sorry for the visual folks.  :-0

Four notes about this study:
1 - some people say other activities give them more pleasure than sex
2 - show designer describes footwear as thrilling
3 - climbing mountains is “better than sex”
4 - each course of a great meal is like foreplay

WOW!  I am not even sure how to react to those statements.  I mean I know that sex is not everything, but come on man…it counts for quite a bit in life.  Here is my list of 4 responses:

1 - activities like blowing up ground hogs with homemade fireworks…maybe
2 - footwear is thrilling…sorry, no comment on that one
3 - only if you are dating/married to the one hump chump maybe
4 - to me, foreplay is a meal

I am sorry folks, but I have yet to find an activity that is better than sex 100% of the time.  Correct me if I am wrong folks, but the feeling I have during sex is the complete opposite feeling I had watching the birth of my children.  Both are incredible moments in my life and always will be but they gave me a totally different feeling inside.

if you feel I am wrong, by all means pass that along to me and explain your reason.  I am dying to hear these.

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008 by Myke.

We all know the stories of the 1980’s East German athletes and how strong they were and how they got there.  Steroids.  The question is this, can steroids force a woman to become a man?  Yes they can according to Andreas Krieger, formally known as the medal winning shot putter Heidi Krieger.  She was a world champion shot putter from East Germany.  Her trainers were feeding her “vitamins” when in fact they were feeding her Oral-Turinabol anabolic steroids.

In 1997 Heidi went in for a sex change operation and came out Andreas.  He says that he was fed so many steroids that he soon started to have emotional and physical problems.  One of those problems was when Andreas was still a woman, she found herself attracted to other women but knew she was not a lesbian (for all of you politically correct wankers out there, a lesbian is a “woman in comfortable shoes”).

Andreas Krieger is now married and runs an Army Surplus store and has taken complete control of his life and never wants to be looked at as a victim.

This story can be found at CNN.com, Steroids caused sex change.

Okay, so I read this story and it got me to thinking.  How many other females athletes have gone through this same very problem.  I checked online, sent out emails and asked some other folks online and nothing.  But if you think about this, steroids back then were something new tot he world and if he took them for as long as he claims, it could in fact cause his estrogen levels to drop and his testostorine levels to rise.  And you figure over the years that had to really take a toll.  But to cause that much emotional trauma, that was amazing to read.  Again, I have learned something new about the transgender generation.

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