Thursday, August 7, 2008 by Myke.

Everyone who knows me, knows my feelings on this group.  Focus on the Family is a bunch of hypocritical people that feel they can control everyone’s lives.  They preach that being gay is a sin and you should be shun by all family and friends.  Without going to deep into this, let’s get right to the point.  They are actually asking people to pray for rain during Obama speech at Invesco Field during the DNC.  Why?  Because they feel he is the wrong person for our President.  Really?  Really?!?  If they are praying for rain on Obama, I can only imagine what they are praying to have happen to me.  Well bring it on Mr. Dobson and all of his freak show followers.

I seriously thought that the Bible told us to love all of God’s creatures.  So what I am gathering is that Focus on the Family loves all those that listen to them and believe all the crap that they toss in the air.  If there is a cult in this country, I think this is it.  You say you live and die by the Bible, but still live against most of the words in the Bible.

I mean you even had a “Leader” of your church get busted using drugs and having sex with a male prostitute.  Hello, if a man is having sex with another man and is doing this without being forced…HE IS GAY!  Just because you have a wife and have sex with her but still go behind her back and have sex with other men…that does not make you heterosexual.  You are then considered a BI-SEXUAL.  Let’s not forget that you have now cheated on your wife.  So, cheat on wife, have butt sex with men, do drugs and lie about everything but go to work and ask for forgiveness from God.  If you truly believe that by doing this you are still a holy man and going to heaven…guess again.  You will be visiting me in the hot paradise we like to call Hell.

I have a great idea, why doesn’t Focus on the Family…FOCUS ON YOUR OWN DAMN FAMILY!

  This story was seen on 9News.com.

Everyone please join me in a prayer.  We are now praying for a small opening in the Earth just below the Focus on the Family building in Colorado Springs.  It will open and suck their buildings right up and forever leave us in peace.

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 by Myke.

We have all done it or seriously thought about it.  Photo Bombing.  The art of sneaking into a photo and making some rude/funny/crude gesture behind the person/people getting their picture taken.  I know walking on the 16th Street Mall everyday during lunch or power walk time, we try as often as possible. 

Please feel free to submit your famous photo bombs as well.  We can always use more.

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