Archive for Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Transgender murder

So I read this story about a man who killed a transgenderafter figuring out that this woman used to be a man.  As I read the story, it comes to light that he went on a date, received some oral pleasure.  Then later went on another date with this woman and started to wonder if this was really a woman.  Looking at pictures and asking questions and then finally grabbing the woman’s crotch to find a PENIS!  Then proceeded to kill her.

I found this story very disturbing and actually bothered me.  First of all, if you have doubts you are dating a woman and actually have to ask, “Are you a man or a woman?”, that is usually a good sign that you have found a reason to move on from this relationship.  Second, when the woman answers back, “I am all woman.”, that should have prompted some questions in your mind.  This bothers me though, just because she is a transgender person…does it make it right to hate this person???  She is a woman and a human being just like the rest of us.  Plus she gave you a nice parting gift on the first date, blow-job, and you kindly accepted with no care in the world.  So basically you actually liked this person enough to receive the oral gift and you went on another date.  Sounds like love in the making to me.  :-)

Okay, let’s make some light of this sick person now.  You go on date, get head, go on another date then murder her.  Now you are charged with murder, which means you are going to prison.  Now the story will get spread very quickly about who you are and I am sure you will have chances to explain yourself.  Ah, but my ignorant male monkey, you are about to find out what it is like to give pleasure now.  As I am sure you will have plenty of time to think about what life would be like with Angie Zapata, had you not killed her.  So Alan, enjoy your time behind bars…over bars…in the shower…behind the shower…in bed…under bed…and make sure you use mouthwash.  Maybe I can send you some Orbitz gum, because we all hate a dirty mouth.

p.s.  Make sure you wear your shower shoes when taking a shower.  That floor can get a little messy, especially after magazines have been delivered.

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